Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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