What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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