My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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