forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
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She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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