This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I FOUND THE LEGS
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
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