How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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