You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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