Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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