I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
You need a sexual gate keeper
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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