found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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