The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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