wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Randomize
