He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Two words: blizzard sex
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
Randomize
