i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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