we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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