Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
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Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
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you're hired as official boob wrangler
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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