this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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