what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
