Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sex in the backyard? Check.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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