Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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