They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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