all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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