I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
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Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
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Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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