I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
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We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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