Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
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I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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