would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
