He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
my being single is dangerous.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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