I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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