It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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