you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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