lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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