oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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