I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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