Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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