Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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