We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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