physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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