found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
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Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
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Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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