can u get pink eye on your cock?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
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I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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