forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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