Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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