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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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