This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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