This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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