What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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