Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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