After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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