Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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