I don't remember. Are we still dating?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
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