Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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