Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
The ass gains better be worth it
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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