dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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